This morning, I was reading. SB was wandering around, which is extremely normal. It is not unusual for her to ride her tricycle in the kitchen around the island. I also was letting our two little Boston Terriers roam around. I now know it is much safer to let SB roam freely than those little dogs. Cooper was acting funny which also is not abnormal. I ask SB what she is doing, she came up to me and said dog poop and pointed to the kitchen. I did not pay much attention, my mistake, I thought she was just talking. Oh, how wrong I was. She goes back into the kitchen, and she is riding her tricycle around. Every trip around that I made eye contact with her and said dog bad. I now know that she was mean mugging me. She zooms her tricycle past me and parks it behind my chair. She comes up to me again and said dog poop. Then the smell hit me. Oh nooooooooo. I reluctantly walked into the kitchen, I do not see anything, but I sure smell it. There it was a poopy paper towel and a poopy dish towel and a smeared circle of poop. A closer inspection of SB and she has poop on her. Oh nooooooooo. What a mess. I immediately take SB to the bathtub. This is bad. I still had not realized that she ran her tricycle through the dog poo. I cannot be upset; she made a valiant effort to clean it up. I actually was hee hawing can’t catch my breath laughing and gagging at the same time. What a mess, that kept getting worse. SB covered a lot of ground with the tricycle. I face timed Karen. I cannot even tell her what the situation is as I am laughing so hard I am crying and still gagging. She asks what is on my face. Boy, that dried up all of the laughing in a hurry. I hurry and look in the mirror, yup, its dog poop. I am guessing SB got it on me when putting her in the tub. I get SB all cleaned up. The entire house had to be mopped, not once, not twice, but three times. Her little tricycle is outside in the rain. Karen said she forgot to tell me cooper is not feeling well smh. Could not possibly be from all of the junk SB feeds them. To say that today has been a shitty day would be mild. To also say that it was a shitty situation would be an understatement. Lesson of the day, when SB says someone pooped, she is serious. When she says dog bad, she is serious. Toodle-Lo
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